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Look for Lorraine Doyle, Sue Upton, Sara Throssell, Helen Carpenter, Susie Waring and Nicola Bacon as Hill's Angels, 'The Seven Foolish Virgins'. Hill's Angels: Photocall begins with several girls modeling for the camera with captions under each of them. Chow Mein returns and they both get drunk.

Of course Chow Mein makes a complete disaster of the party by dropping the food and making a mess of everyting. Sue Upton and Johnny Hutch arrive as well, but they are not married. Lorraine Doyle and Jon Jon Keefe arrive as husband and wife.

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Henry attempts to give him instructions on how to treat the guests. Anna Dawson questions his credentials and experience. Their normal caterer can't make the event, so Chow Mein is sent as the replacement. Johnny Hutch winds up with Bob Todd in drag.Ĭhow Mein: Home Catering features Anna Dawson and Henry McGee preparing for an important dinner party. Benny is then captured and put in the middle of a firing squad who wind up shooting each other. Then they strip down to their bustiers, stockings and heels and use his clothing as a disguise. They make Benny strip down to his underwear. Benny escapes from some Nazi soldiers who spot him, but is ambushed by Lorraine Doyle and another girl as German officers. However, he is distracted by the beautiful Lorraine Doyle covered in nothing but at a towel through her bedroom window. In World War II, Benny is a sniper attempting to assassinate Adof Hitler. We move to World War I and Benny throws a hand grenade to German Bob Todd who holds it just a little too long. Henry's gun blows up and Benny walks away with the girl. Then, a duel between Henry McGee and Benny. Benny gives Bob some snuff and Benny walks away with all of the women. In France, Benny duels with Bob Todd to protect Lorraine Doyle. In the end, Benny gets bopped on the head and Jon Jon Keefe, Lorraine and Bob run off together. (The sidekick in this case may have been Duggie Small. Next, Benny and his sidekick are vikings that invade a small village and they try to kidnap Lorraine Doyle and another girl. They fight each other with sticks, with Benny winning Lorraine, until Bob throws a stone behind him and accidentaly hitting Benny on the head. It starts with cavemen Benny and Bob Todd fighting over sexy cavewoman, Lorraine Doyle. William Brown), in what appears to a POW Camp. Heroes Through the Ages starts with several Angels dancing to 'Holding Out For A Hero', (a 1983 hit for Bonnie Tyler, performed here by Francesca Boulter who was credited along with The Ladybirds as 'Vocal Backing' on this show. Naturally, it's a practical joke by the kids. Benny says there is no Stinky Jones there and finally gets a call from Stinky Jones asking if he got any messages. Finally, at the office, Benny gets a call from several of the kids asking for Stinky Jones. At the barber shop, a fire engine is heard and Benny tells Henry McGee the barber he has to run to his girlfriend's house because his girlfriend's husband is a fireman. Next, Joanna Kirkland asks Richard Whatling how old he is at the bus stop and determines he is four because he doesn't smoke, drink or go out with girls. We then get more short bits in Benny Quickies: Frank Talking II, beginning with Benny getting a pink pullover sweater for his dog. (Given that the opening song of his very first Thames show was called 'Anna Marie,' it's likely that the actual song title for this could have been 'Café Olé.' - William Brown). The girls provide a little vocal backing. The lighting provides a nighttime setting and the girls wear frilly blouses and skirts. The show opener for this program is Benny's Ballad: Anna Marie with Benny stepping out in a mexican outfit and guitar. Then, three of the Little Angels want to get into Scuttle's Circus for free. In the bar, a drunken Bob Todd tells the bartender that his wife is going to leave him if he doesn't stop drinking.

Meanwhile, Lorraine Doyle is standing there pregnant. Then, at a bus stop, Little Richard Whatling is scolded by Anna Dawon for biting his fingernails, telling him he'll get fat.

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A series of shorts begins this episode in Benny Quickies: Frank Talking!, starting with Benny as Jake, serving some soup to Preacher Henry McGee out of his dog's bowl.